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What do we do with the Drunken Lady?

Shiver me timbers me hearties and let's have a swig of Lambrini.

Although these might not be the usual things you hear on a night out with friends it might be what you hear if you go for a drunken night out with the slightly worse for drink lady who decided to steal a 100-seater ferry and try to scarper with it.

Apparently after a weekend fuelled by Lambrini and various hallucinogenic plants (I know, we've all been there) she thought it might be a bit of a giggle to climb on board and set sail for open waters. Unfortunately it would appear she had no idea how to steer the craft which I would think would be a major pre-requisite although the aforementioned cocktail of booze and hallucinogens may have slightly impaired her cognitive abilities in determining such requirements.

Instead she simply allowed the boat to drift along bouncing off numerous boats and craft along the way, including a £70,000 catamaran. (Ouch).

She appeared to be enjoying herself though as she gleefully cried out 'I'm Jack Sparrow, I'm a Pirate'. Fortunately the authorities soon put pay to this newly discovered life of piracy and the hapless wannabe was soon captured and sentenced to 122 days in jail. 

However, as you can see from the attached photo, the similarities between Captain Jack Sparrow and the drunken lady are uncanny. and she may be up for a future role to play his mother.

Photo: SWNS

Photo: SWNS